June 2012
135 posts
It's like, when my mother gets home, everything becomes... louder.
Harry Potter and the Chinese Bootleg Subtitles
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Professer Jambliduo
which horny geologist named this mineral
Now I want a shirt that says ‘If you get with me you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2’
My reason for not having my homework
- Teacher: So, where's your homework?
- Me: I was finishing it...then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
- Teacher:
- Me:
- Me:
- Me:
- Class:
- Entire School:
Tag! You're it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it! (Note: Or not)
- I’m a firebender.
- I’m diabetic.
- I don’t eat beef.
- I used to have 2 pet tortoises, Mabel and Kingsley.
- I’m bi! I think..
- I wanna make out with girls.
- MIKEYYY AND CHUCKLESSS
- NO MOM I DON’T WANT TOMATOES
- I don’t love chocolates anymore :( that’s sad
- I WANNA BE IN NIGHTWING’S BED. And I want his tooshie.
why would you stop eating oreos because they support gay rights thats like refusing to drink water because terrorists drink water
108. Mrs Weasley would constantly get nightmares about Fred's death. However, one night she had a dream in which she was faced with Lily Potter. "You looked after my son when I couldn't." Lily had said, "So for that, I promise I'll look after yours." Molly never had another nightmare again.
Fat Albert erotic fanfiction
fifty shades of hey hey hey
World As I See It: Reasons why I am disappointed with LOK. →
lillysaurus.tumblr.com
Now I had my fair share of grievances with LOK. Things like why all of our favorite characters from ATLA had to die and why Makorra was force fed to me without even giving me a chance to understand the characters. But before you hate on me, just hear me out and maybe you noticed some of the same…
reading fic
“oh hi, do you want me to make you dinner?”
accidentally looks down 3 more paragraphs
“he shoved me up against a wall”
GOTDAM
Everything sounds better when you add "but everything changed when the fire nation attacked" at the end of a sentence.
- Harry Potter: Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- The Hunger Games: When I was younger, I scared my mother to death, the things I would blurt out about District 12, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- Game of Thrones: The morning had dawned clear and cold, with a crispness that hinted at the end of summer, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- Edgar Allan Poe: 'Tis some visitor,' I muttered, `tapping at my chamber door' but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- The Bible: In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- The Avengers: There was an idea to bring together a group of remarkable people, so when we needed them, they could fight the battles that we never could, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
Okay this is a crappy sketch jack what are you even looking at
Wat
Jack
Jack pls
I am so done with your bullshit
How do you like dem apples
Symbiosis
Now we are one
