July 2012
128 posts
i think this year the oscars need to have an award called you ought to be absolutely ashamed of yourself for never giving this person an oscar until now and it should go to gary oldman
I got banned from Waterstones yesterday for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf.
Yehbonne pretending to be me on FB Chat.
- Amanda: Have I ever told you that your voice is one of the nicest voices I have ever heard?
- Ivan: You should listen to more voices then, but thank you <a class="inlineAdmedialink" href="#">very</a> much!
- Amanda: That's not enough. I want more.
- Ivan:
- Ivan: Did you know that guinea pigs can't make their own Vitamin C?
- Amanda: Okay? But I still want more.
- Ivan:
- Ivan: So you need to feed them Vitamin C tablets.
- Amanda: Why are you avoiding my question? :(
- Ivan: There was no question. You made a statement.
- Amanda: Oh yes you're right. Can I have more?
- Ivan: Porridge?
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natibus - seize the ass
- attractive boy: hi i'm famous
- attractive boy: hi i'm gay
- attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
- attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
- attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
- attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
- attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
- attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
- attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
uno is a great card game it’s just filled with smiles and laughter and numbers and colors and everything is right in the world until someone skips you because then it gets real fuckin personal real fuckin fast
